The Republic of AMD Ontario is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.175 billion AMD Ontarioans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AMD Ontarioan economy, worth 468 trillion hertz a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,053 hertz, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, and police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AMD Ontario's national animal is the nanometre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AMD Ontario is ranked 166,927^th in the world and 144^th in The Silicon Collective for Smartest Citizens, with 27.73 quips per hour.